OK just for you then;

A fisherman is taking a walk along Morecambe Bay when he finds a bottle. He pulls out the cork and a genie suddenly appears before him. “You have 3 wishes” states the genie. “But!” – the genie says. “I have to warn you, whatever you receive, your worst enemy will get twice as much as you.” The man thinks about it and then agrees. “OK first, I want 10 million pounds”. The genie gives the man his wish and reminds him that his worst enemy now has twenty million. “OK now I wish for a 30 room mansion in Portugal”. The genie gives the man a mansion and his worst enemy now has a house twice as big. “Right then for my last wish” says the fisherman. “I want you to beat me half to death”…

Wahey!

Because sometimes you just don’t need a gag in your cards I present to you these small cards which depict the warmth and joy of a nice bright summers day (which is something nobody in England can afford to miss. A sunny day that is… not the card…)